I bring what I hope will be a weekly feature, collected items from my vault of disdain.

1. No iPhone on Verizon.
The rest of the world recognizes “teh suckage” that is AT&T.  Why can’t Apple?

2. Microsoft.
When everyone else in the world is criticizing your crappy products, it’s time to stop thinking that it’s everyone else who has the problem.

3. Contaminated fruits/vegetables/peanuts.
Dear Tomato Growers,
I love your product. Please stop dragging them through horse manure.
Thank you.
Regards,
Erik.

4. Jack-in-the-Box Restaurants who don’t sell 3 tacos for $1.
The rest of you need to stop the madness and get with the program.  This ulcer won’t rip itself open.

5. Under-documented aspects of .NET
You know who you are.